Keeping the World Safe from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

By Alex McFarland for ToddStarnes.com | Image from ToddStarnes.com

Opening borders and guaranteed wages
Snowflakes’ and Socialists’ daily outrages,
Less like America, more like Beijing,
These are a few of my favorite things!

Rewriting history and calling out haters,
Putting the schools in the hands of race-baiters,
Turning our country completely left-wing
These are a few of my favorite things!

Now, those are some lyrics I can sing with enthusiasm and gusto! Join me, won’t you?
Like Dickens’ Scrooge, I have had an epiphany of sorts this Christmas.

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America’s eagle-eyed social justice warriors have helped me to understand that beloved
Christmas carols should have lyrics like those above, rather than the subversive rhymes most of us grew up hearing and loving.  Frankly, I am glad that there are people in this country who know what is best for me more than I. All these Christmases, I have unsuspectingly been singing lies! Continue reading…

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